Just in time for holiday party season
Because sometime holiday parties get out of hand, the booze flows a little too liberally, people start getting a little too friendly in the hammock you set up in your apartment and your body hates you for it…
A sampling:
Upon waking, rate your level of regret on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is “I don’t! It was great fun!” and 10 is “Please post my bail.” Less-than-4s are going to work. If your answer is between 5 and 9, call in sick; you will not be productive there. (If your answer is 10, you’ve already been fired.)…
I once read that the best hangover remedy was popping a vitamin B pill before you go to bed. But I never remember to do this. I’m always too drunk. Therefore, the morning after my rager looks a bit more desperate: I glug Gatorade like a marathon runner, take a long hot steam bath, and return to bed with an ice pack on my head.
You’re welcome.
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November 17th, 2009 at 8:17 am
I love it. My favourite line from the list of remedies is: “It’s a conundrum on par with skinny jeans that make you look fashion-forward but also fat.” Perfection.
I do a Wayne’s World-inspired “We’re not worthy!” with accompanying bow in your honour, Ron.
~R