Ron Nurwisah, Boy Reporter

You know what the problem with Cute Overload Forever Young video is? It’s just too damn treacly and sweet, like cotton candy. If you eat that stuff all the time you’ll end up feeling sick, throwing up all over that cute girl in front of you on the rollercoaster and have cavities to boot. Why would you do that to yourself?

The solution? Fuck You, Penguin.

Cyborg video Yes, it’s another cute animal blog. But this time with swears and angry hipster commentary. Think Cute Overload meets Pitchfork (or the Ronnie’s patio on a nice summer evening). The following post on everyone’s favourite real/fake animal (the Firefox, not the platypus, those guys ain’t real) is pretty hilarious. Enjoy!

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I’m going to be in Vancouver from Jan. 1 to Jan. 9.

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Riders movie Shrek 4-D trailer “Wait, that’s like two weeks away. Why so much notice, Ron?”

Well. I just thought I’d give you advance warning to leave town if you want to avoid me.

I’ve always been unenthused about going back to Vancouver. But somehow, it feels different this time around. I’m spotting awesome things in Vancouver that I want to check out (I’m sure they’ve always been there and I’ve just missed them).

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So for all my friends in Vancouver, let’s hang out, coffee, sushi, karaoke, jumping into puddles, whatever you guys want. I miss a lot of you! It’ll be just like old times, but better because they’re new times.

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