Beat that Googleganger
Aug 23, 2008 in On-line
Dishdogz full movie My friend Brianna Goldberg Ultimate Avengers psp solves one of the dillemas of the internet age: How to beat the sucker who has the nerve to have the same name as you AND consistently beat you in Google search results. See, because of my parent’s odd foresight, there are no other Ron Nurwisahs in the world.
Sadly my friend Brianna Goldberg was not so lucky. From the article
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My identity crisis began a few weeks ago with a simple self-Google. I wanted to find a link to my most recent article, and I really didn’t think twice when I keyed “Brianna Goldberg” into the search box. But a mere 0.22 seconds later, at the top of almost 200,000 entries, there she was in the No. 1 spot: my nemesis, my Googlegänger …
… the Other Brianna Goldberg.
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“I am Brianna Goldberg. I am a lesbian who lives in Brooklyn, NY, USA,” read her Wikipedia user page, the first hit for our shared name.
Clicking on it, I found a brief autobiography that revealed she’d been “diagnosed with borderline personality disorder” and that she is a pagan who worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
I am not a jealous person. I love to share my snacks, my home, whatever. I’d even share my Invisible Pink Unicorn if I had one.
But my Google identity? Not OK.